There is only one, count it, ONE box available! Buy it NOW!
Mad Monty's Insanely LARGE Box O'Crap is a RARE opportunity to buy an epically large assortment of knives and other exciting stuff that just didn't make it here at Blade Play.
These items are too BIG for a regular Box O'Crap, and all the space that was left in the box was FILLED with whatever else Mad Monty could get his hands on! Knives, pens, disembodied voices, anything and EVERYTHING could be inside this 40 Pound box of pure BladePlay Madness!!! In fact, the box is so insanely LARGE that it MUST BE SHIPPED VIA UPS!!!
Q: "How many items are in this mysterious box, Mad Monty?"
Mad Monty's Answer: "A whole BUNCH of them!!!"
Q: "Do they work, or are they broken?"
Mad Monty's Answer: "BOTH! Muwahaha!"
This is sold as-is.... NO RETURNS, REFUNDS or EXCHANGES.